Sry I called you an 8
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Randomize
