How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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