around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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