I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
