I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
is it fun? or sober?
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