Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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