do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
