I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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