Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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