Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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