She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I'm just crazy horny about you
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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