I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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