end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I think I am morally bankrupt
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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