You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
