Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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