hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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