why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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