summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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