butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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