saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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