He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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