I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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