no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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