let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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