You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
