But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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