I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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