I puked a lego.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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