She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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