Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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