i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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