question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
