sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
