question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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