Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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