You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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