that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
