I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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