We're like a lot better than the average bears
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i believe in u and ur pee
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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