I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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