Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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