I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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