Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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