have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
