Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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