He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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