Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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