Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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