check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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