Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm sobbing to NWA
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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