Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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