Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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