I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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