All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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