Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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